Damned Sandbox Politics

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A little gift to the pigs stealing my work!

THE FANDOM WRITER
The Bullet To The Head Edit

Right now I am in the process of getting some of my favorite short stories together that been published online and in one place. I am trying to work on my main website to reflect the current publication credits and I got some new graphics from the magazines who ran my work. I see that Lewis is stealing my concepts and titles and creating pieces of shit with them. I've read his little take on Halloween Girl, I like my version hell of a lot better.
      I got some pigraper on lulu.com posing as LakeFossilPiss, and I am making funeral arrangements for that little asshole. I have them as a nice little horror target in my novella I am working on and I got HorrorGal as a horror target in this motherfucker -- the novella is a lot more offensive than THE FANDOM WRITER was. These assholes have to understand something about my short stories THEY're COPYRIGHTED.
      I wonder if Lewis repeatedly fucks his mother in the ass repeatedly then sucks her cock. Yes I know I can be a little nasty when it comes to insulting people -- I got that down to an artform and I got a little pigfucker on another site who started on me because of the pigfuckers central. I get my revenge on them in a short story that isn't online anywhere.
      I am surprised it's now almost six years in May since I wrote The Fandom Writer. It's one of those stories, the more you flame on the fucker -- the more you're adding to the sting. It's just like H.P. Lovecraft's The Horror At Red Hook in terms of the controversy. I dedicate this story to the entired slash writing community. Without them giving me so much shit over the years, I wouldn't have written this kind of story, it's still my fucking favorite short story -- the expanded versions are a little more offensive. This was stemmed from reading Carol Sullivan's entry in The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 10. She's writing someting just as offensive in issue 12!
      I know one thing with the novella when it's finished -- it's going to piss a lot of people off to the core. It's going to have the rub people the wrong way charm to it. If you hate The Fandom Writer -- there is a picture on my facebook profile, take a long look at that picture what's it telling you? This version has a louder FUCK YOU aspect to it. I did something cool when I did this version, I did a link to Jack T. Chick's doom town.
      Come on asshole! I dare you to do a response to this story on Associated Content, you fucking pigraper! I am about open a pandoras' box but ask me if I care here -- since the little fucks like ExposeTheTard steal content all the fucking time, I have them in the crosshairs with this one too. They just unleashed the wrath of god. The new edits to The Fandom Writer are designed to rip the nuts off any slash writing shit raper -- I added "Slash Fiction" to the meta tags so people will pull this story when they pull up "slash fiction."
      Pay attention kids -- this is most evil Uncle Fossil can get. This story is very loved by the old school grave diggers for a reason too -- Terry Vinson first read this one and he said I didn't pull any punches with it and that is why I love this one so much. I like it as much as A Cemetery Dream. I dare someone to go on the slash fiction sites and post this link. First one to do it -- will get a signed copy of An Eye In Shadows. The fucker pulled 43 Reviews on FictionPress.com. I am tempted to throw one of those reviews. Up on this blog with their e-mail address so people can write to them. I am in the mood to really fuck with people and this story is designed to fuck with people. They said in the reviews that The Fandom Writer clocks in as the most offensive horror story ever written -- it written to give the finger. Making a slash writer a fast food worker, and this is something that got to a lot of them because of the tone it was written. The font change is his words -- mine are the red in Garamond.

:blink blink:Well, I always said I was going to hell for writing slash, but really...As a slash writer, a fanfiction writer, and a devoted Roman Catholic, I would like to say this: don't you think you're being a little too melodramatic (Melodramatic? -- BULLSHIT YOU LITTLE HOMO! Little bastard needs to crawl back to momma) Personally, I think God isn't going to abandon me just because I like to write things in a different light. I realize this is just a story, but still...If you could e-mail me and explain your views, I would appreciate it. I believe my e-mail address is in my profile.

The ones who are the most pissed off with The Fandom Writer are the ones who write stories like Poppy Z. Brite where the character takes it up the ass or another male sucking the flesh pole. I still get over how many motherfuckers left reviews just to take a shit on it. It's like a right of passage for the little faggots. I designed this story to be a kick in the head. I've been writing stories that kick people in the head for nearly 20 years so I've been doing it for a long time, the new novella will be doing that on an epic scale along with the novel that I am working on. I am working on three novels but the novella is very inspired.
      I am doing stories that are just as abrasive as The Fandom Writer was -- but the novella is going to have the vibe and energy that gave The Fandom Writer it's magic. I remembered when I showed that story to Gordon when I was first working on it. He was laughing his ass off at parts, I just added more scenes where the horror are too. I did more with the coffin in flesh scene in the story and fixed the typos. I fixed the reviews on FictionPress.com see the uncensored reviews. The one that made the "ass-fuck" remark needs a guy filling her pussy a few times and quit munching rugs. People like her don't like openly straight and proud.

Hey RAINFAG piss off.

I want to see the rainfaggot rain in on this parade. The only reason why he's pissed is because he can't get any ladies to get his dick wet on. I don't write for his crowd nor I have the desire to write for his crowd. Meaning I will never write a story for that crowd he represents. He got a little boy for that. Chime in on that chester the child molester. Asshole I got better things to do than to argue with a pair of faceless faggots, as in I got stories to write and novells to finish up. Looks like an asshole went as far as to try to review a story that isn't even finished yet. White Trash who hide behind fake names and one "representing" my home town of Glendale Heights. Motherfucker get used to the fact my work is getting published in different places.
     It pisses me off when people like him go around degrading what heterosexual writers contributed. Hey faggot, try writing something and submitting out then if you get a few strong rejection letters then you can sound off about my work. In otherwords -- get yourself AIDS first. Come on asshole you want a culture war, you're starting one right now with your blog entries. Twisting my fucking worlds around like I am a criminal when you are having sex with your closest blood relative. Heterophobic bitches like you really piss me off but it gives me more fuel to write what I am writing. Fuck your relatives much, liberal cocksmoker. Another reason why I am voting for McCain so assholes like you will NEVER get the vote to say I Do.
     You're little blog caught my attention and still pisses me off, so you want to ruin my readerships do it to my face you mother fuck. FUCK What you do as a writer if you even call yourself that. Put your money where you're mouth is.

You are not a fan McKeeman

"The only thing I am doing is publishing the letters from him on my blog as I am a huge fan of Mr. Pacione and would like to see him get the recognition he so dearly desires and deserves"

I will say this right now, you're just a pompus asshole doing another smear brigade. I might had made fun of your book but goddamn, you're going to stop at nothing and that will become your downfall yet again. Do you want to risk your job at Tribe with all of this you're doing? That is a flat out lie that you said on your journal. You were never a fan you fat fuck, you detested everything I did from day one and that became the thing that lost your gig with gothic.net. I call BULLSHIT on your part, and yes that is bullshit. It's called pissing in my cornflakes. I am not a complete public figure yet but assholes like you have no respect for my privacy as it is, yourself, The Rusty Nail, that fag called Peter Barnes, Ben Carlos (what ever the fuck he calls himself,) and the losers who are trying to suceed in my fail which they will fail in doing.
        Fans encourage people to buy the books instead of doing posts that say "Warn the world" about the book and tell people not to buy them. Don't you remember that little post on the site when you "owned" it? If I remember right you loser you lost that too, and personally I will not buy your book because I really think it's not worth the paper it is printed on.
        You sir, are not a fan. I will say that right now. You're in that same club of assholes who post on The Other Dark Place. You sir are a parasite. A fat fuck loser who is providing a shitty example for their daughter. I would hate to imagine what his daughter would turn out like in 13 years, thinking it is fine to treat people like shit and picturing her a pompus bitch just like her father. That is being a shitty father.

::laughing::

"So, I open the book, Dead Sea. Gee, a story about zombies, etc.
     Soon, I find out the main character is a faggot. Why?      What the hell does that have to do with Zombies wanting to eat someone.
     Are you, Brian, trying to ram (No Pun Intended) political correctness down out throats (Again, No Pun Intended).
     If you want to lure your zombie loving fans, please leave out the faggotry, that life style is more disgusting than zombies eating my mother in front of me.

With Love, of course.
Do you also hug trees?"

Whoever wrote this earned themselves a copy of my non-fiction book when it is finished. Dude -- you rock. That is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen. Someone just got Keene's goat and it wasn't me this time who pissed him off. That's the funniest fucking thing I read. Keene thank you for giving me a new reader, a legitimate one. This is the kind of guy who reads Tabloid Purposes and loves it. I don't think he reads The Turner Diaries because he's not that kind of person. He's too UN-PC for it. To the dude whoever wrote that, what's your fucking e-mail address? Better yet I might have a few copies of Tabloid Purposes IV saved for you when I order the next round of the books one's yours. Keene fuck you man, and thank you for giving me a new reader. Yeah from that message this guy really got to Keene. I am laughing because of it -- I think Keene eats Queerios for breakfast.
      Someone finally got the best of Keene right there. I think it is funny that he actually said it too -- that took some brass balls. I can just imagine him foaming at the mouth at that response and here I am laughing really loud about it here. I wonder if he hangs out in the forums I sometimes post in. I think the guy is an average joe who is voicing the opinion of many which is hilarious. If I had the dude's e-mail address I would thank him for taking the heat off me for while. How does it feel to be called a Tree Hugger? I prefer calling him a pompous asshole. I needed that because it would break up the stress of writing a non-fiction book, and this thing is at about 60,000 words on a 6x9 format. I am going for broke here when I am writing 3000-6000 word bursts. For an asshole who accuses me of plagiarism. I just see the guy who posted on that board as a dude who refuses to suck saten's cock.

You have to be able to write to write a book. Just pasting the word "buttsecks" into a word document over and over doesn't count.

FUCK OFF PRICK.

-Brian Keene

It's like I said, there will be more people like me out there who will tell Keene to go fuck himself. This was just another guy who has the balls to say it, and I will never give Keene a dime of my money. Keene is another McKeeman, except that McKeeman's kingdom crumbled and can't push one copy of his novel. The dude who said that above, I actually follow that advice when I write horror and non-fiction. The non-fiction book has a lot of harsh observations and I will paint a lot of disturbing pictures from stereotypes out there. I will not use the names of the assholes I hate in the industry when I write this book. So yeah I can see where a few are going to e-mail me telling me to fuck off. I am just waiting for his F.U.K.U.'s to start up on me again.
      Keene you've been outclassed by a younger guy, and someone who's got more heart for the genre. The fact I am willing to get published outside of horror and other genres makes me more well versed in other genres such as writing Literary Fiction with elements of horror, but not making the horror element dominate the other parts. There's a method to my madness and you don't get that. The fact you accuse of me stealing from Stephen King, what the fuck -- I have my own voice you dick. Perhaps you and McKeeman steal from each other on a regular basis. I guess you constantly run a round with a loser in a dress. (I had to throw the loser wears a dress thing in there.) Now everyone wonders why I wear regular baggy jeans and basketball shoes, it's because I am being honest with myself and write street level Gothic Horror. There's more to Gothic Fiction than just weepy oversensitive vampire, I like to create monsters and have stories with that "Pal, you're beyond fucked" aspect to it. I like my brand of horror and I Will not change up the style any other way as much there are fuckers out there trying to pass it off as shit, I guess what they're reading these days are a trend.
      By the way TABLOID PURPOSES IV is doing better than this book. Darren -- how does it feel that you're book isn't selling for shit when an anthology about the same size as the book is outselling you. Someone who flat out pissed on your photo, you know you should use that pissed on photo as the cover. This is a note how a lot of writers who hate each other behave. Yeah one of them "tried" to flood my inbox already -- fucken assholes. Don't you fucks have anything better to do? I guess Keene had nothing better to do when he was twenty except for punching kids and robbing the disabled. Final note Keene -- PISS OFF. Welcome to Tabloid Hell, it is a lot uglier than your scorched earth policies.

From this point on, you are either with us or you are against us. There will be no middle of the road. You do not get to be Switzerland. If you insist on walking in the middle of the road, we will run you over. If you insist on being Switzerland, you will be nuked.

March 3, 2001, HailSaten

There is more to me than you see Keene, a lot more. You call yourself the bad boy in this business, there will aways be someone playing the bad boy game a lot meaner. I don't play games Keene, and when I am writing this book I am playing for keeps. You're swimming in a large ocean full of sharks and you have a cut arm. You're a wounded animal Keene. You're messing with another lion here. There's a new lion in the jungle Keene and you have to accept it now. Calling a project that I worked on for six months dripple, it has more body in it than that collaboration you wrote with David Niall Wilson.
      It bothers you that I sold one book, but wait until it happens more and it will happen in the vein of it will be some of your publishers that will be the publishers of them. This is my canned laughter Keene. You're a scared little boy Keene, under that 40 year old man -- you're just a boy. I am coming into my own Keene and you can't stop me. Good luck trying because there is one thing you're going to suceed hard at, and that is failing. Your novels are out of season. You got my signing cancelled in Morris you cunt, in my adoptive home town you did this -- unforgivable. Trying to get me arrested twice when I don't even have a record. I am not afraid of you Keene, I am just waiting for you to actually take a swing at me in person. I am giving you one free swing too.
      To be a good horror writer, you have to be a prick. And right now this new non-fiction book -- not even your best of Hail Saten is safe because a Catagory Five is coming in. Everywhere I walk, a tornado touches down -- I am waiving my hand, "Bring it asshole." I am coming in defense of that guy who hates your guts, whoever that dude is -- I got your fucking back. You talk a big game Keene, but you can't defend for shit when it comes to a real confrontation. No fruits in my work, at least there isn't a fruit in my books. That guy's got a point Keene, you're a follower not a leader. I could see you playing the pied piper leading people into the depths, sure listen to Capt. Douchebag there.

More fucking hate mail.....

"dear diary:

we cannot let this sick unstable man write that book, so i propose we pool our resources and our money together and write a little book of our own. the book will be fiction, based off non-fiction events, and take place in Morris, IL. the book will be about a man writing a book! yes, the main character is mental and happens to be writing a book and trying to railroad careers, but at the end of our book --- better written, too --- he goes nuts and the fiction becomes a tragedy in the likeness of Shakesspeare. yes, diary, you see in this book, he is the pawn."

-- valentinevegen

Sorry asshole I have no plans in killing myself anytime soon. I began to notice the asshole commitee decided to try to railroad me on a few different forums so I had to go back and make my presence felt on the communities once again. They are trying to cause a lot of LameJournal style meltdowns. The nonfiction book is being written and yes it will get out there. If you want to stop me from writing this book I am taking bribes. They can be sent to me via paypal and it has to be a high enough bribe to do it -- none of these $10 bribes either.
     As for Fagstine, I am going to keep writing that non-fiction book and as what he said there will be a lot of careers turning to shrapnel when this book is done. I am just waiting for the rogue's gallery to go fishing around for clues at how much I have left on the book. There are people harassing every magazine that I published in on top of it -- leave them out of this.
      Harassing publishers or the magazines publishing a story of mine. Not cool. If have a score to settle take it up via e-mail instead of doing a rogue's gallery of blogs, libelous websites, or forums the rip me apart without giving me a chance to say my peace -- fucking losers, and get a fucking life. I am concentrating on this book and yes I am more driven to get the book done sooner than later but yes I will get this book finished. There is no webrage here just want to get this book finished. You assholes have your books to sell -- let me sell mine.
     Make your bribes all you want because all you're doing is paying for the ISBN for the thing. I know that you're the people behind the posts that flame on me from one forum to the next stirring up old shit -- Ahem, The Other Dark Place and The Rusty Nail. Dagstinte, keep trying to ruin everything I do because I see only one thing that is going to happen. It will get out there even more, and I will start even more imprints to do it. This non-fiction book will be written.
      All of you are doing is suceeding in one thing and that is pissing me off. Assholes, what gives you the right to do a counter book to the non-fiction book.

"Another thought...WHAT is he putting in this loosely defined "nonfiction" book [no, don't do a blog about it N, I don't care THAT much]...I mean all he knows is the crap that he imagines has happened...hell, we could scrap up all that dirt just from archived ODP posts and write a book to RIVAL his book...write it, wait for his crapfest to be "published", and then BAM! The NEW tell-all nonfiction book that HWSNBN didn't want you to have!"

-- Crazed Hostage Taker

I can tell they want to do a counterbook. the classic thing that Dennis Rodman's ex-wife pulled. This book I am doing originally started as a counter book that Dan Fox and his bitch of a girlfriend wrote about my family. Remember that bullshit that started the TruthAboutNick blog? That book is still there and they went and shelled out the money for an ISBN just to take a steaming piss on my name in print. This book I am writing there is nothing parody about it, in fact it will echo a lot of the bullshit going on these days in the business. The dirty shit that goes on behind the scenes so to speak.
     Yeah they're jumping a shark with the idea of doing this counter book. I am not paranoid about this because I do look at the other boards to see what's going on. Keep running your mouth -- all you're doing is giving me more fuel to write about either way. What they're planning is a crock of bullshit because the project exists. Yes the book exists and it is hanging over your collective heads.

One Shitstorm After Another

This book isn't even done yet and already causing some shockwaves across the board. All the hate mail I am getting now -- I am tempted to put it in the book. I am quite tempted and playing it cool here. Someone put their pawn up, yeah time to move the knight. This is a game of chess the more I play it cool the more they foam at the mouth. Yeah I noticed one tossed a libelous e-mail on a board here and there. I guess this is going to be the endless pissing contest that the The Place That Shall Not Be Named is trying to pull. I am not trying to rile someone up here, but damn I mention that I do something like this people will get pissed and threaten a book burning. Holy shit -- never thought doing something like this will invoke the hardest of emotions of people.
       I noticed that I haven't even logged on that Place That Shall Not Be Named, and say some people have their heads shoved up their asses about it. I am trying to leave the high school politics behind. The more I am not foaming at the mouth myself, they will be. The only way if they stop me from writing this book is they start offering me money and I am not talking singles and fives either. I am playing it smart here and making sure I do more with press releases on things I currently have out already. Just plugging away on the short stories and sending off, some old advice giving to me by someone who wants to railroad me now.
       One thing I am setting out to do with this book is proving one thing -- I am real. And being exactly who you are in person as you are online is the most disturbing. Yeah I can see Brian Knight trying to snag this post and pick it apart with The Rusty Nail or his other piece of shit blog that he has out there to stalk to shit out of me. My palms were sweaty because of the book becuase I didn't think I have it in me to write something of that nature. I began to make some observations with the asshole behind the e-mail address valentinevegen, and I will say he has a connection to that message board. I am always going to bounce back, and this is what they can't stand. My career isn't folding -- this book is going to be something I know is going to be interest to both naysayers just so they can find fuel to bury me with but at the same time the other side of a coin, I want the people to see the Nick my friends saw growing up.
       "I will sign petitions and do EVERYTHING in my power NOT to let you release this non-fiction book." That was the response I got via e-mail today and yes I will post it here -- who knows I might do a book that a best of this blog. The more shocking entries, and all of that good shit. The thing is with me, nothing is satire here but the other book -- there are elements of dark satire in it. What's going to piss the boards off more is I am making a fucking joke out of this. If they want to burn my books, all they're doing is wasting their own hard earned money. The difference between having a blog on other places and here. I've had this location now as long as I did have the others, but never really figured out how to put it to use.
       The views on my blog do not reflect the views of the magazines or publishes who run my work unless it is my own imprint, and I will not run this book on Lake Fossil Press. Tempting as it is, but I won't.

Flame Wars, Flame Wars ... They're everywhere

Seems like that threat of the media blackout started, and yes it also started with the Chicago Gothic Communtiy boards. One cool headed offensive joke and they get all pissed. I just found out that someone sent Tabloid Purposes IV to the schmuck brigade.

So yeah I am still writing that book, and there will be a lot of macabre un-pc humor in it too so those who want to know who gets bitchslapped and when. Keep guessing because I am not leaking the damn thing.

It is too damn large to be leaking but I will say this much, it is really abrasive and heads are going to roll when it is finished. More than what happened when Tabloid Purposes IV launched.

I guess the more when I work on this book, I can only imagine who is going to try to leak it. I won't say much right now but I want to make people think what's going on. I am not blowing my temper either with this but seems like mosnter blew her top at the friendly challenge. I didn't mean any harm by what I said in the sense of encouraging her to start her own editorial project. She took it as an insult, when I was just being friendly about it and being a smart ass at the same time. The shithead convention jumped down my throat about it.

Damn, I never thought she got all balistic about it. Well that was my entertainment for today, fun being a cranky editor. Yeah I actually added another part of the book. I'll make ya famous -- as one friend of mine said when I lived in Iowa.

I guess she was burned at the idea that when she dissed me she was dissing where she originally came from. How could she even be a Goth if she doesn't like horror novels or short stories that scare people? I wasn't even blowing my top, just wanted her to see the world how I saw it as a publisher for a week. Hell I gave her the GL's to play with, and even the tools to do it. I guess she didn't want to play.

another chump

"You're a waste. Matt posted something. You banned him. I like Matt, so i researched some stuff. In conclusion?

Kill yourself. Honestly. I see no reason as to why you shouldnt kill yourself. You're son? Better off without you. No one needs synchophantic, useless troglodites mucking up the air we breathe with low, conniving, spiteful, shitheads like you.

I tell you what: Give me three reasons why you shouldnt, you know, literally kill yourself, and i'll say i'm wrong. Please, i beg you. Because as a non-religious secular humanist, i'm OK with differences of opinions."

--- fractalnoise

I guess this isn't the first death threat I got for banning someone, and it isn't the last. I am going to make it easy for a simpleton like you, gives me more fuel to piss mother fuckers like you off with more spiteful horror fiction. I am around just to speak you. So in this I thank you for giving me something to add to my non-fiction book.

Yeah I am not going to rage at this asshole, but I am posting his hate mail here for my amusement. It's seeing shits like this post make me laugh at the fact that I am alive and pissing them even more. I am going to make the shithead's eyes bleed. Yeah I am going to post all my responses on Blogspot where they have to send me an email in response to it instead of getting a mob action.

Easier for me to respond to one or two at a time than a shitload of them. Yeah I figured I was dealing with a humanist leftard. That's right mother fucker, keep making yourself look like a fucktard because you're giving me more material to write about. You wanted three -- I gave you five. The non-fiction book is now reached the 37,000 word mark and this thing is a bastard too. 97 pages of cynical venom -- yes there are parts in there that are sick in nature, I am tossing around horror and sci-fi humor in there too. Someone turned it into a pissing contest and I am just trying to keep it off LiveJournal.

So this isn't the first time I got messages like this and it won't be the last. If the guy wants to call me a tool, I am going to be a real tool and respond on my own blog here. Seems like the blogger account is more visible, and working on a non-fiction book that dealt with people like that over the years so it is nothing new. He's a piece of flyshit who has too much time on his hands.

Naysayers are foaming at the mouth! Filmed at 11PM

Is it me or the naysayers are currently foaming at the mouth? They constantly are trying to flag my blog because someone got butthurt. They are foaming at the mouth more because of that book, and that's right you fake witch slut keep running your mouth about me. They want me to play nice -- yeah right when they don't. They got butthurt and pwned in two interviews. That's nothing mother fuckers. I am constantly pwning your asses this time. All your base belongs to us, fuck you. I have a right to blog and a right to write what ever the fuck I want or publish what I want.

You assholes are violating my freedom of speech. Even Shrewsbury is falling into the liberal bracket. Yes Shrews I call you a liberal. I never seen soo many people roaming at the mouth because I am selling my short stories. Combination of being self-published, small press published and semi-professionally published this is getting fun. You assholes want to reach across the screen and kick my ass for something I say or do, for a bunch of dicks who hate my work you're hanging on my blog picking apart every word. Fucking vultures. My success is pissing you assholes off, and I am just biding my time for my nonfiction book to be done. You can't out smartass a smartass, once a smartass always a smartass. I say what I want when I want, without giving the shit about repercussions of it.

Keep running your mouths about me because I am getting bigger by the day. Bite me assholes. I tried to give Shrewsbury's Dack Shannon book to goodwill and they didn't even want it. I even tried to give Hawkes' first collection to Goodwill and they didn't even want it either.

I am tempted to do a book of all the hate mail I just so I can make a quick buck from it, keep all the money too. It will be funny just to piss you assholes off -- might be another project for Angry Guinea Books.