a poll for the naysayers

I am not folding the magazine and this is a little poll I am doing because I am curious about the answers. Why would you want my magazine to fold, and I want you to explain why of your reasons. I would rather see Robin Eduardo starve and lose her fucking house then in a freak accident get beheaded. The whole thing about her saying I need to be in poverty. That explains a lot about her amoral character, being she's an amoral bitch who needs to die in a fire. Calling that hate speech? No it's not hate speech. That is based on what I've seen her do and brag about by saying she bragged about getting me banned from places.
     She's a fucking nobody who has one little story on Amazon.com Kindle and her publisher is one of the most corrupt as they come. One of the people running the place is a fucking hermaphrodite. I wonder how many hermaphrodites she worked with or had impregnate her. I noticed her female sweetie actually got mad and tried to get my blog yanked because of my rant that stated Brian Keene had genital warts. Well he might be a tranny chaser too. Some people might be blushing when they see this -- well I can't help he's a doughnut puncher.
     The ones that don't want this magazine published are the rump rangers in the business, does it really piss them off that much that I am practicing the freedom of choice. The whole thing pisses them off that I don't allow a certain kind of content in the magazine. It's part of the magazine's policy that carried over from the days when I was an e-zine editor. The poll is for my amusement to see how many haters out there who go around touching their offspring in inappropriate ways. I am implying that they are just like the assistant basketball coach from Syracuse or the assistant football coach from Penn State.
     IF these people who don't want me having a magazine out there, why don't they try to do a competing magazine that takes the things The Gazette doesn't allow but with the same intensity as the magazine. Many don't want this magazine to have sales or have a readership that I am trying to obtain with the magazine. I guess it bothers them that much when I don't allow GLBT oriented material, I am not going to start now. I challenge them to start a rival magazine that does that though -- can they do the same kind of intensity for that crowd?
     I don't go for The Human Centipede type horror -- I don't want to read about someone forced to devour shit. If someone wants to staple themselves to another person's ass after they've had a load of laxatives, I am not going to watch that trainwreck because I might end up vomiting from it. I edit a magazine where I represent the Religious Right but have a well working knowledge of the scare. That is the kind of thing I look for personally in horror -- a religious horror/metafiction type horror scare. But if they are bothered by the whole thing I am taking a poll to see how many are pissed off by this.

A little gift to the pigs stealing my work!

THE FANDOM WRITER
The Bullet To The Head Edit

Right now I am in the process of getting some of my favorite short stories together that been published online and in one place. I am trying to work on my main website to reflect the current publication credits and I got some new graphics from the magazines who ran my work. I see that Lewis is stealing my concepts and titles and creating pieces of shit with them. I've read his little take on Halloween Girl, I like my version hell of a lot better.
      I got some pigraper on lulu.com posing as LakeFossilPiss, and I am making funeral arrangements for that little asshole. I have them as a nice little horror target in my novella I am working on and I got HorrorGal as a horror target in this motherfucker -- the novella is a lot more offensive than THE FANDOM WRITER was. These assholes have to understand something about my short stories THEY're COPYRIGHTED.
      I wonder if Lewis repeatedly fucks his mother in the ass repeatedly then sucks her cock. Yes I know I can be a little nasty when it comes to insulting people -- I got that down to an artform and I got a little pigfucker on another site who started on me because of the pigfuckers central. I get my revenge on them in a short story that isn't online anywhere.
      I am surprised it's now almost six years in May since I wrote The Fandom Writer. It's one of those stories, the more you flame on the fucker -- the more you're adding to the sting. It's just like H.P. Lovecraft's The Horror At Red Hook in terms of the controversy. I dedicate this story to the entired slash writing community. Without them giving me so much shit over the years, I wouldn't have written this kind of story, it's still my fucking favorite short story -- the expanded versions are a little more offensive. This was stemmed from reading Carol Sullivan's entry in The Ethereal Gazette: Issue 10. She's writing someting just as offensive in issue 12!
      I know one thing with the novella when it's finished -- it's going to piss a lot of people off to the core. It's going to have the rub people the wrong way charm to it. If you hate The Fandom Writer -- there is a picture on my facebook profile, take a long look at that picture what's it telling you? This version has a louder FUCK YOU aspect to it. I did something cool when I did this version, I did a link to Jack T. Chick's doom town.
      Come on asshole! I dare you to do a response to this story on Associated Content, you fucking pigraper! I am about open a pandoras' box but ask me if I care here -- since the little fucks like ExposeTheTard steal content all the fucking time, I have them in the crosshairs with this one too. They just unleashed the wrath of god. The new edits to The Fandom Writer are designed to rip the nuts off any slash writing shit raper -- I added "Slash Fiction" to the meta tags so people will pull this story when they pull up "slash fiction."
      Pay attention kids -- this is most evil Uncle Fossil can get. This story is very loved by the old school grave diggers for a reason too -- Terry Vinson first read this one and he said I didn't pull any punches with it and that is why I love this one so much. I like it as much as A Cemetery Dream. I dare someone to go on the slash fiction sites and post this link. First one to do it -- will get a signed copy of An Eye In Shadows. The fucker pulled 43 Reviews on FictionPress.com. I am tempted to throw one of those reviews. Up on this blog with their e-mail address so people can write to them. I am in the mood to really fuck with people and this story is designed to fuck with people. They said in the reviews that The Fandom Writer clocks in as the most offensive horror story ever written -- it written to give the finger. Making a slash writer a fast food worker, and this is something that got to a lot of them because of the tone it was written. The font change is his words -- mine are the red in Garamond.

:blink blink:Well, I always said I was going to hell for writing slash, but really...As a slash writer, a fanfiction writer, and a devoted Roman Catholic, I would like to say this: don't you think you're being a little too melodramatic (Melodramatic? -- BULLSHIT YOU LITTLE HOMO! Little bastard needs to crawl back to momma) Personally, I think God isn't going to abandon me just because I like to write things in a different light. I realize this is just a story, but still...If you could e-mail me and explain your views, I would appreciate it. I believe my e-mail address is in my profile.

The ones who are the most pissed off with The Fandom Writer are the ones who write stories like Poppy Z. Brite where the character takes it up the ass or another male sucking the flesh pole. I still get over how many motherfuckers left reviews just to take a shit on it. It's like a right of passage for the little faggots. I designed this story to be a kick in the head. I've been writing stories that kick people in the head for nearly 20 years so I've been doing it for a long time, the new novella will be doing that on an epic scale along with the novel that I am working on. I am working on three novels but the novella is very inspired.
      I am doing stories that are just as abrasive as The Fandom Writer was -- but the novella is going to have the vibe and energy that gave The Fandom Writer it's magic. I remembered when I showed that story to Gordon when I was first working on it. He was laughing his ass off at parts, I just added more scenes where the horror are too. I did more with the coffin in flesh scene in the story and fixed the typos. I fixed the reviews on FictionPress.com see the uncensored reviews. The one that made the "ass-fuck" remark needs a guy filling her pussy a few times and quit munching rugs. People like her don't like openly straight and proud.

FUCK OFF MOTHER FUCKERs.

10.142.141.1 -- this asshole is the one who picked the fight on e-mail. So I am tossing his e-mail address up here too for those of you who read this thing knowing what they've done. They even tried to assume Lawrence Dagstine's identity. I should have guessed that SomethingAwful would go as far to impersonate other writers in the small press too. Those of you who are suggesting I join that creative writing group on SomethingAwful.com, here's my response. GFYM. If you don't know what means it's GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER. For that matter get off the web if you're going to go around coming up with false accusations like that. That's libel of the highest form. Even The Rusty Nail doesn't accuse me of plagiarism. Fucking losers.